How many sex toys are too many sex toys to have in your collection? From the wise words of Cady Heron in Mean Girls, “The limit does not exist.” Outside, it’s colder than the Costco freezer section, and there’s nothing we’d rather do than bury ourselves under the covers and have a few orgasms to keep us warm all winter long. A hot cup of tea? A heated blanket? A Snuggie? Pffttt, who needs ‘em. We’ve got a drawer-full of these tantalizing toys.

The Hands-Free, Wearable Vibrator

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Forget everything you know about vibrators. This cute and compact vibe is waterproof, hands-free and designed for partner play—what’s not to love? The flexible wings tuck under the labia (genius!), so you can be in the moment, enjoying *all* of the good vibes. Because there is nothing more lady boner-killing than trying to hold a slippery toy in place during sex.

The Oral Sex Simulator

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Think you’ve seen it all when it comes to sex toys? Think again. Bellesa’s brand-new invention features a flicking silicone “tongue” and a removable suction cup that increases blood flow and sensitivity to the clit. But it doesn’t stop there. The other end is a vibrator *and* textured G-spot massager. This toy’s head game is 10x better than your ex’s. Available for pre-order now.

The Beginner-Friendly Butt Plug

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We get it. Anal toys can be super intimidating, especially when it’s your first time. That’s why this butt plug from Fun Factory is perfect for beginners. You can wear it during penetration to heighten your orgasm, or use it as preparation for larger toys or anal sex with a partner. The tulip-shaped tip holds lube for easy insertion and the asymmetrical base doesn’t block the vaginal opening (hello, double stimulation!).

The Discrete (But Powerful) Necklace

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Is it a luxurious fashion statement? Or a powerful vibrator? Plot twist: it’s both! The Vesper 2 looks like a luxurious piece of jewellery (the high-polish stainless steel is plated in 24K gold, nbd), but when turned on, it delivers three vibrations speeds and one wave pattern for on-the-go pleasure. Pack this spicy necklace on your next family vacation, and no one will ever know.

The Pleasure Air Clit Sucker

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You already know and love the Womanizer Premium with its Pleasure Air Technology that gently sucks and massages the clit without even touching it (we love science!). But this eco-friendly version is made from sustainable, reusable materials (Biolene, an eco-friendly alternative to plastic), so you can feel good about getting off. Plus, it comes with extra stimulator heads in two different sizes to ensure that you find the perfect fit.

The App-Controlled Vibe

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Want to spice things up on your next at-home date night? Connect this dual-ended vibrator to your partner’s phone, let them take control and surrender to all of the blissful hands-free vibes. Another thing we love? This toy is 100% waterproof—perfect for taking in the bath or the shower (or your condo’s pool—after hours, obvi—if you’re feeling extra frisky).

The Electric Toothbrush Dupe

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No, this isn’t a Philips Sonicare. It’s the most precise clit stimulator on the market. Unlike other vibrators, it features an ultra-fine, non-spherical tip that rotates (not vibrates!) at 7,000 RPM. This is basically a sex Ferrari in the palm of your hand. And because you have so much precision, you’ll be able to hit all of the right spots—and leave your legs shaking.

The Whisper-Quiet Wand

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A vibrating wand is like the little black dress of your nightstand. And this one from The Natural Love Company is extra-special for many reasons: it is made from ocean plastic, dual-ended (with a curved G-spot dildo), wrapped in a buttery soft pink silicone, and vibrates—super quietly—at 10 different speeds. Oh, and a tree is planted with every purchase! If you want a toy that does it all (for you and the environment), look no further.

The Double Cock Ring

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This cock ring checks off all of our boxes. It has two stretchy rings: the smaller one goes around the shaft and the larger one goes under the balls—both feel ah-mazing. And the stimulation pad’s textured nubs are designed to give the clit some love during penis and vagina play, especially when grinding against it. With 12 powerful speeds, hands-free pleasure has never felt so good.

The Biodegradable Vibrator

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Vibrators are notoriously complicated to recycle, and most just end up in the landfill anyway. If you want to be more mindful of the environment without sacrificing your pleasure, this innovative toy from Blush Novelties will blow your mind. It’s the world’s first biodegradable vibrator (made from body-safe plant-based materials), which naturally breaks down within 47 to 90 days in a commercial compost facility. Yes, orgasms can save the planet.

The TikTok-Viral Toy

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Forget about a bouquet of roses for Valentine’s Day. There’s no better way to say, “I love you” than this rose toy. Your best friend has it. Your sister has it. Heck, everyone on TikTok has it. And for a good reason: not only is it adorable and elegant (Belle from Beauty and the Beast would def approve), but it has seven intense suction modes, it’s easy to charge (you just need a USB charger base) and lasts up to two hours for uninterrupted play.

The Customizable Dildo

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Ever wish you could just design your own sex toy? Well, now you can. Choose between seven heads, five colours and five accessories for a truly custom toe-curling experience. Or, get multiple heads and switch them out depending on your mood. And did we mention that this dildo also thrusts up to three inches at 140 strokes per minute? BRB, adding to cart. stat.

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