We thought nothing could top Britney Spears and Ellen DeGeneres’ mall date. But then, the talk show host invited Michelle Obama on a trip to CVS drug store – the goal: to get her used to her post-White House life – and pure hilarity ensued.

“You push the basket because no one is going to push it for you,” Ellen told the First Lady as they started browsing the store.

Among their many escapades? Picking up earphones for Obama’s daughter Sasha (how thoughtful), serving boxed wine to delighted onlookers, and the First Lady preventing Ellen from signing a baby’s face. “It’s like taking a three-your-old to the store,” said Obama.

Take us! We promise to behave.